EP4: Who is Cartman's sister?

Season 1 Episode 4

Plot
Cartman tries to find out who his sister is. (Its almost akin to that one south park episode.)

Episode
The episode starts with Cartman having a teaparty with his plush toys.

-Porky Minch jumps on the fence and watches cartman.-

Porky: Is that a tea party?

Thomas: Must be.

Eric: Would you like more, Polly Prissy Pants?

"Polly": Yes Eric!

Eric: Coming right up!

Kyle: C'mon, lets go make fun of him.

Stan: No! I think hes CooCoo!

Thomas: We should give him some help.

Stan: Yeah.

Porky: (He made his voice similar to Stan) Hey I see you Fat Bitch Playing With dolls!

Stan: Shut up!

-Stan pushes porky off the fence.-

Eric: Huh?

Thomas: Be quiet guys. He will find us.

Porky: You guys are pussies.

Eric: When will i find out who my sister is?

Thomas: I wish we had CookieDroid so we could mute porky.

Cookiedroid: Understandable. -She mutes porky-

Thomas: Where'd you come from?

-Porky Tries screaming but fails.-

Cookiedroid: From your command?

Thomas:. Okay..

Eric: Do you want more tea, Clyde frog?

"Clyde frog": Yes eric, i want more.

Eric: Wait a second Clyde frog.

Eric: WHO'S THERE? -He flashed with a flashlight-

Truffles: Loser. You still play with dolls huh?

Truffles: This is what i think of your toys.

-Truffles ripped Polly's head-

Eric: Go to hell and die!

-Truffles spit on her-

Shadow Robin: Hey! -Truffles gets hit with a Blazing Scythe-

Truffles: What was that for?!

Shadow Robin: You do not mess with one of our friends! Learn some manners!

Eric: Why are you all hiding in a bush? YOU ARE SPYING ON ME! Ahhhhhh!

Truffles: Is the baby crying? Is the baby sad without his little dollies?

Shadow Robin: I Got this. -Truffles would be flung by the scythe-

-Silver Cicada stitches polly's head.-

-Cartman Goes into the kitchen-

Cartman: Who is my sister.. Who is my sister..?

Shadow Robin: We can help you.

Cartman: So who is my sister?

Silver Cicada: We dont know.

Cartman: We have to start a search..

Truffles: Ill search you! Ill show you!..

-Truffles was locked out.-

-The crew followed cartman in his room on his computer to research.-

Cartman: So, probably at tenorman's house.

Thomas: Ill search there!

Cartman: Someone at school, stores and main street.

-Shadow robin, red wasp, cookiedroid and silver cicada went there.-

Cartman: You too, Kyle and Stan!

Kyle,Stan: Alright, Cartman! Alright!

Cartman: Yes!

4 HOURS LATER.

-Everyone comes back to cartmans house.-

Cartman: Found her?

Shadow Robin: No. But i think she replied to your tweet about searching for her.

Cartman: WHAAT?

-He went on twitter and saw that she tweeted back "Im okay. Im in East Park."-

Cartman: No fair, is that some ripoff?

Thomas: I guess.

Kyle: IM OUT OF BREATH CARTMAN! DONT ASK ME TO SEARCH FOR ANYTHING THATS YOURS!

Stan: Lets leave.

Thomas: Ill come with you, Stan.

Cartman: WAIT! WAIT!! HOW WILL I GET TO EAST PARK!

-Everyone was gone-

Cartman: I Know.. Ill tweet her back telling her to come to my house.

-Cartman tweeted.-

THE NEXT DAY.

-7 Tweets from "Cartman's Sister.-

-The bell rings.-

Cartman: Shes here!

-Cartman opens the door and sees her.-

(The End.)