Porky Minch

Porky (Pokey) Minch is the Fat Cowardly 13 Year old and he dislikes Felix the toad for his annoying Toad voice and his tendency to Hit on Girls. Porky is also responsible for the death of LUCY van PELT.

Biography

Porky makes his debut in EarthBound where his name is localized as Pokey due to a typo. In EarthBound, Porky initially lives in Onett with his father, Aloysious Minch, his mother, Lardna Minch, and his brother, Picky Minch. Living next to Ness, Porky is often seen as an unruly nuisance, being selfish and cowardly. When a meteorite strikes Onett, Porky is one of the first to investigate. When Picky goes missing, Pokey recruits Ness to help find him. At the meteor, Porky and Picky witness Buzz Buzz’s retelling of the prophecy to Ness. After this, Pokey seemingly leaves home to follow Ness' travels. At some unknown point, Porky becomes affiliated with Giygas, party due to his jealousy for Ness.

Appearance

Porky comes in several difference appearances his Main appearance is his Yellow spiked Bangs Covering his eyes, He wears a white shirt with Blue short overalls and Red and white Sneakers with white socks. Porky Also Comes in a Red and Black Suit With a Red Tie and Black Buisness Shoes as A Business consultant.

Personality

Porky Minch is shown to be Very immature and childish, even when his body ages beyond his own measure. He can often be obnoxious, and is also shown to be very selfish and Egotistical, Which is likely to How abusive his parents are. Porky does not appear to be self conscious about his weight, or his Resemblance to a pig (as King P, the naming of Virtually every facet of his empire refers to pigs, Such as the Pigmask Army, and New Pork City). Though he is naturally Mischievous, after Porky is corrupted by Giygas, his Childish Sense of Humor becomes Increasingly malicious, To the Point where he tries to Kill Ness and his friends.

Allies


 * Eric Cartman, Heidi Turner, Diesel 10, The Pigmask Army, Picky Minch (Brother) Thomas the Toad (Ocasionally) Shadow Robin, The Bravest Vessel Seen (occasionally), Walter Sliggs, Splatter And Dodge, Sir Fredrick Aura, Villain HQ

Enemies

(Everyone else)