EP6: We're Somewhere

Episode 6 Season 1: We're Somewhere

Plot
The crew discovers tong nou.

Episode
It was a normal day outside Toad Town with chirping birds.

Cookiedroid: It seems relatively nice today, wouldnt you say?

Farooha: DIGIDEE, DIGIDEEE!

-Abboud kicked Farooha.-

-The gang was walking by.-

Thomas: Man. This is the life!

Shadow Robin: It sure is, Thomas.

Lucy rings Thomas Lucy: Hi Thomas.

Thomas: Oh, Hey!

Lucy: I Just wanted to say, Something is going on.

Thomas: And that is?

Lucy: Something cal-- I Thin-k--- it'-

~The phone hangs up.~

Thomas: Huh?

Felix: Sup, Gaybots.

Shadow Robin: God damn it!

Felix: Was "Tomboy" speaking with "Lucey"?

Red Wasp: Yeah.

Thomas: Take those words back!

Abboud: I just heard something's gonna happen.

Red Wasps: I Take care of bee's now.

-Felix sprays the bees with a smoker-

Shadow Robin, Red Wasp: What's your problem?

Animated Thomas: Take that bees!

Felix: I Hate bees!

-Cookiedroid shoots Felix-

Felix: OW!

Stardust: Twinkle twinkle. -It says before it flies away.-

Cartman: What the fuck?

Shadow Robin: Why hello the-.

-A Fang-Shing appears and repeats funfunfunfunfun!-

The whole crew: What is that?

Cookiedroid: What is this thing?

-Another Fang-Shing would appear-

Fang-Shing1: Something is gonna happen. Funfunfunfunfun.

Fang-Shing2: Indeed, Funfunfun.

Thomas: AHHH! HELP ME!

Ruby: Hey Thomas, Whats up?- AHHH! -She tried stomping the fang-shing.-

Fang-Shing1: Ow. Do not worry. We wont hurt you. Funfunfunfunfun.

Fang-Shing2: Something is headed this way. Do not jump on me. Funfunfunfunfun.

Silver Cicada: Now what are you, little thing?

Fang-Shing1: Funfunfun.

Cookiedroid: Its a "fang-shing". It gives you tips.

Shadow Robin: You offer tips, Right?

Fang-Shing1: Yes.

Fang-Shing2: Watch out, Theres a crack below you all. Funfunfunfun.

-Thomas Tries to call lucy but fails.-

-Thomas falls in a hole and so do the rest.-

-They fall in what seems to be an endless underground ocean. They see a sun.-

Shadow Robin: What's that?

Thomas: Where are we?

Thomas: That thing was scary.

Shadow Robin: What do we do now? We need Food.

Heidi: Too bad i ate all of it.

-The island of tong nou rises and the sun falls.-

-There is only one fang-shing now.-

Fang-Shing: Funfunfun. Go in the left ear,right Or left cheek,right.

Cartman: Holy shit.

Shadow Robin: Right cheek.

Cartman: Left ear!

Thomas: Yeah!

-Everyone went to the land of life, in the left ear.-

Cartman: Trippy.

Thomas: Took the words out of my mouth!

-The land of life is mostly empty, like every island.-

-Lucy calls- Lucy: We missed our playdate! Be there in time!

Thomas: Yes Lucy!

-Call over-

Felix: Pffft.

-There is a long path and a forest-

-Everyone walks the path-

Thomas: krusty krab pizza..

Pokey: Hello. i will help you if you give me 5 bucks.

Felix: Shut up!

-Thomas gave pokey 5 monopoly dollars-

Pokey: Hahaha!

Thomas: That was fake money.

Shadow Robin: Its a forest.

Cookiedroid: Its a labyrinthe forest. It has frogs. It is recommended you go forward, right, left, forward.

-Pokey throws the fake money at thomas.-

-They follow Cookiedroid's advice-

Moku-Gyou: This is the tree of life. What are you here for?

Cartman: i pissed myself.

Felix: Can we get out now?

Thomas: Yeah. We wanna get out.

Moku-Gyou: You need to talk to every king for permission. And then go in the center.

Fang-Shing: Enter the 3 other places! FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!

Shadow Robin: Okay.

Moku-Gyou: I Will teleport all of you to the land of dreaming. 1 2 3.

Cookiedroid: Yes, go on.

-They were teleported.-

Everyone: ...

Shadow Robin: A Dream-come-true island is it?

Thomas: Guys! Lets hurry! Lucy is gonna be really mad!

Porky: I Am dreaming of Lucy sucking my balls but its not happening! -Crying-

Thomas: What the heck porky?

Mic Mac: The fuck?

Thomas: Just shut up porky!

-Sui-Gyou rises from the water-

Sui-Gyou: More people from that hole? I Understand you want a magatama and to get out of here, But i will not give you a magatama.

Porky: Now! The magatama's are mine! -He entered the palace-

-Zuo-mong comes out of Sui-Gyou and chases Porky-

Porky: AHHH! -He grabbed 6 magatama's and ran out-

Felix: TELEPORT US IM BORED!

Thomas: And im losing my date!

-They were teleported to the land of desire-

Thomas: Woah! its all gold!

-The king is sleeping-

Felix: Wake up! My brother has a date! -Blows a horn-

Thomas: You actually care about me?

-He wakes up-

Felix: No. I Just wanna get out.

King-Gyou: What do you happen to be doing here... Thanks for waking me up. I was like in a coma.

Felix: Oh? You like my cruelty? Amazing!

Heidi: Hey! Give me that magatama you are hiding in your pocket, Felix!

-Arguing and fighting-

King-Gyou: Okay. Get out of here. I Dont care about all of you.

Thomas: Teleport us?

King-Gyou: No.

Thomas: Oh. the exit is here in the back. Come guys.

-They went into the left cheek and got to the land of time.-

Felix: Yay.

Cartman: I Cant even think of lines anymore.

Gashow: Gashow, Gashow. I Got kicked out of the tower of fire because of the shortcuts to the top.

Thomas: Screw this..

-Cartman Screams-

Cartman: IM FUCKING TIRED!

Gashow: Okay. -Throws all to the top.- Enter Ka-Gyou in the computer.

-Thomas Enters the name-

Ka-Gyou: You have awakened me? What do you want.

Felix: To get out!

Ka-Gyou: Okay. Enter Center in the computer.

-They get to the central mountain, tong nou and into the octagonal palace.-

Tou-Gyou: Hello. Do you have the permission?

Everyone: Yes!

Tou-Gyou: Okay, But ill have to Fling all of you one by one out of here.

Thomas: Yay! My date!

(The End)